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Mareez : Mujhe Ajib si Bimari Ho Gai Hai, Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe
Kuch  Sunai Nahi Deta.

Hakim : Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum par Allah Ki REHMAT Hai.




Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life?

Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go waste!




GOD SAID, "I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE, SO I CREATED MOTHER".

DEVIL REPLIED, "EVEN I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE , SO I CREATED MOTHER-IN-LAW "!!




Santa's son was filling An Application form....

The form asked about "Mother Tongue"?

Son: Papa main ethe ki likha?

Santa: Likh puttar very LONG AND UNCONTROLLED




Bhikhari: 10 Rupye de do, mobile recharge karke Girlfriend ko phone karna hai

Sardar: Wah bikhari ne bi Grlfrnd banai hai

Bikhari: Nahi. Girlfriend ne Bikhari banaya hai..

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