7 Easy Ways to Get Promotion

 

1. Always keep some open files/document/pen/drawer on tables.

2. Speak loudly like that, "I simply cannot tolerate that", "Tomorrow will be too late". Use some Hindi, Malayalam words for increased coverage. While speaking in phone speak loudly and give left and right, but do it after opposite party put-off his phone.  

3. Always walk very fast in office better sometimes running with some bloody words. Even if you go for Tea/Toilet.

4. Always while fast walking keep some files with you. Even that may be empty file/your son's school notebook.

5. Evening after 5' o clock just walk in-between your boss cabin, Notice whether he identified you.

6. If your boss left home no probs, Call him from office (from office phone only) after office hour even some chilly discussion/ideas. If he says "Are you still in the office?" say to him "Actually my usual closing hour still not came sir." Some time tell about others as "That guy not yet came sir, tomorrow we have audit/important client meeting..," for creating bad image of particular guy and gain your relation with manager.

7. Next day while talking with boss "Yesterday evening 6-7 o' clock that client called and told like this and I convinced them…" like this. Particularly stress the time as until your boss say something.

If you did not get promotion/increment after followed these 7 ways. May be your boss already received this mail before….

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