Dear Lakshmi Hari,
I respect your feeling towards Malayalam and Malayalees. Yet, I cannot help saying that you repeatedly misspelt the word "Pronunciation" as "Pronounciation" the way some people pronounce it while you claim "Malayalee's pronounciation is the best and clear". Your repetition of the same mistake shows that it isn't a typing error. But, may be, this is the way you too pronounce it.
You continue to write "You should understand that there makes a lot of difference between making a Sardarji joke and targetting a Malayalee by his pronounciations". Could you please tell me in what way we are superior to Sardarjies? Please don't boil your blood over trifles! It was just a joke.
With Love,
Gafooooooo…………….r
Very bad, how come you can foolishly critisize a Malayalee AND HIS PRONOUNCIATIONS????????????? You know, Malayaleee's Pronounciaton is the BEST AND CLEAR SINCE MALAYALAM language is having lot of TONGUE TWISTING words and shame on your part to crtiticize it. Very shameful.. You should understand that there makes a lot of difference between making a Sardarji joke and targetting a Malayalee by his pronounciations. Blood starts boiling...very very bad
On Sun, Jul 24, 2011 at 7:59 PM, B. Louis <mrsymphony_2001@yahoo.com> wrote:1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
Enough of Sardar & Bangalijokes....... Now,Mallu jokes are here!!
My Malayali friends please dont mind, it's in fun only.
IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
17) Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams?
Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.
18) Now please passit on, if you ken,to 5 Mallus to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.
19) Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of
Benana Chibbs.
20) Pass it on to 15 Mallus to get a set of
BROGUN bones....
Cheers ! DONT MISUNDERSTAND,ITS ONLY A JOKE,KEEP SMILING .
LOUIS
Limitations live only in our minds.If we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless.
--Thanks and Regards,Lakshmi Hariharan
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